"Your Name Here" is a perennial submitter of Lightning Talks, yet he rarely makes the final schedule. This might be because he is from Tristan da Cunha and travel to conferences from there is tough.
He may also be found in the schedule for some talks that will be given by someone else as soon as a speaker is found.
"Tristan da Cunha is a group of remote islands in the south Atlantic Ocean, 2816 km (1750 miles) from South Africa and 3360 km (2088 miles) from South America. It is a dependency of the British overseas territory of Saint Helena, 2173 km (1350 miles) to the north. The territory consists of the main island, Tristan da Cunha (area: 98 km², 38 sq mi ), as well as several uninhabited islands: Inaccessible Island and the Nightingale Islands. Gough Island, situated 395 km (245 mi) south east of the main island, is also part of the territory." - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tristan_da_Cunha